Your Silent Judge, Stationed Anywhere.

Adopt your own Grumpy Octopus today. But please, DO NOT annoy him...

Collect the Entire Grumpy Family!

May just be the most relatable stuffed animal out there

This little octopus is just not having it today. Why so grumpy? Nobody really knows. What we do know is that he is not currently in the mood to be engaged in conversation.

May just be the most relatable stuffed animal out there

This little octopus is just not having it today. Why so grumpy? Nobody really knows. What we do know is that he is not currently in the mood to be engaged in conversation.

Want to have someone judging you while you're trying to sleep? Look no further

Wherever you place him, he will sit there and judge you. But how could you not love this face? This joyous bundle of negativity will bring laughter to all your friends and family.

“SO stinkin’ cute!!! I absolutely LOVE it & I know my kids are gonna want it, but it’s ALL MINE!”

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★★★★★
1,164 ratings
Kody Sutton
★★★★★ Very very adorable I mean he's so angry it's perfect
Omg he's so So perfect honestly perfect I'm putting him in the car to give me a good ol laugh perfect Octopus a grumpy one at that! :DDefinitely go order one!Have to say little on the expensive side but, definitely worth it to make you smile through the day
deathhamsters
★★★★★ Everyone needs a bundle of embodied grumpiness
This is the best purchase I have made in years. I rank it slightly above the mattress and bed frame I bought for my new apartment. I hope the producers exploit this just a teeny bit more and make variations of this joyous bundle of negativity. I will buy them all.
Jennifer Moreno
★★★★★ Grumpy Octopus makes you smile!
I love it, even though it has a grumpy face, it makes me smile every time I see it. It was a gift for a friend and she loves it too!!
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★★★★★ Adorable grumpy penguin.
This adorable plush came full-sized in a box and was not vacuum-packed. As pictured, the eight-inch dimensions are actual. It's very squishable and cute despite its less-than-friendly demeanor. Great gift idea!
Shayne
★★★★★ So grumpy! So cute!
So CUTE!!He's so very soft and super squishy and so very grumbly!Of course I had to play with his eyes, and that whole thing is in there!I don't know where his mouth is, but it doesn't seem to affect his mood.